Typical Monday


Running here, running there.
After lunch I needed to take one of the boys to a homeschool class.
I always try to look nice when I go there.
You know, my one day out that I see my peers.
Grab my cute brown denim jacket on my way out the door...

"What?  There's chicken poop on the front of it!"
"Great."  I run to closet to get something else that would match my outfit.
My well loved gray sweatshirt is the only other thing that will do.
**Sniff, sniff**
"Oh no!  It smells like goats!"  I played with the little goat guys yesterday in that.
Run to the bathroom for a little Bath & Body Vanilla perfume.
That's better ~ I think.

Off we go...
Jump in the truck.
Forgetting that I picked up hay this morning at the feed store, I rolled down the windows.
  As soon as I hit the gas, the stray hay swept through the truck
and into my hair.
"Good grief!  Now I smell like goats & vanilla and have hay in my freshly curled hair!"
This is not a glamorous life I lead.

Comments

  1. LOL....a good chuckle for my evening. :-)

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  2. LOL. I'll take happy over glamorous any day.

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  3. Wow.....you sound just like me!!!! I was in with the goats last night grooming and playing with them and kept smelling something awful, I kept trying to figure out which one was smelling so bad.....low and behold it was ME!!!!!! I had nasty stinking chicken poop on my boot....I had just been over at the chickens barn locking them up.......the lives we lead, but wouldn't want it any other way!

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  4. Thank you for the giggle. We are all so glamorous in our own ways.:)

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  5. *Laughing*
    I remember those days. Nothing like arriving at work with baby poop under your finger nails and some sort of evil slime down the front of your dress!
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  6. Haha that sounds like me!!!

    Big hugs
    Leontien

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  7. Thank you so much for stopping by and visiting - sounds like quite the life you've got!

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  8. You'd be stylish and welcome 'round these parts any day! Wish we could be neighbors! We just picked up our doe from being bred... Now *that's* an AWFUL SMELL. And I have to snuggle up close to milk her 2/x daily... To think, last weekend we were at a black tie wedding and today I have hay in my hair, muck on my boots and funk in my clothes. On second thought, bet *you're* happy we're *not* neighbors! ;-)
    hugs,
    Leslie

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  9. Welcome to the country life! I feel the same way some days!

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  10. Oh, you really are making me smile tonight!

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